

Inflammation, anxiety, and general depression.

And most of all, my very French, rebellious “I can eat whatever I want and drink whatever I want, no one can make me eat kale” side was probably responsible for some of the symptoms I was being prescribed millions of medications for. Doing things the way I’d been taught without ever giving it a second thought. I ended up realizing that despite everything I’d been telling myself, I was really disconnected from my body. Then I started seeing hypnotherapists, shamans, and healers because it made me feel better. Then I started meditating to try to avoid going crazy. So I decided to start getting acupuncture to try to get some semblance of balance back. Which is probably why I ended up feeling depressed, bloated, uncomfortable, unhappy. It started with me going to see millions of doctors about my fertility issues, and those million doctors had me gulping down millions of medications. I became an annoying health nut without even trying. It kind of caught me off guard, actually. I never would have thought I’d end up being one of the masses of women in yoga pants toting around their glass water bottles of filtered water on their way to kundalini yoga class (OK, I’m exaggerating a little – I haven’t gotten into kundalini quite yet). Well…the crazy person is me! That happened just this morning, in fact.īeing this annoying is kind of a new thing for me. Just give me A BIG BOWL OF HOT WATER WITH A SLICE OF LEMON then.”Īnd that’s when you say: Omg, who is this crazy person? The annoying health nut sometimes forgets she sounds completely unreasonable.

Beastly heroes can also use stat-lowering tricks such as Nibble on Health-Nut to lower his health and make his strength weaker.Īs for other heroes, you can aim to damage him as much as possible using damaging tricks such as Bungee Plumber or by having a zombie on the same lane as Health-Nut do a bonus attack, which not only damages him, but also reduces his damage output.Have I become an annoying health nut without realizing it?

If Health-Nut is damaged, you can try a sneaky way by using Evaporate on him, though only Electric Boogaloo and Immorticia can use this. In case Squirrel Herder is unavailable, resort to using Locust Swarm instead. If you are playing as a Beastly hero, Squirrel Herder can destroy Health-Nut instantly since he is a nut plant. Fortunately, this also means that he is easier to deal with if he is low on health.Īs any Hearty hero, you can play Rolling Stone or Weed Spray to destroy Health-Nut instantly, as long as he has 2 or less. You must be really careful against this as the more health he has, the more damage he does when he attacks. However, you must be really careful against Hearty heroes, as Health-Nut technically has 0 strength, making him vulnerable to the aforementioned instant-kill tricks. Since this is also a nut, you can play Mirror-Nut to prevent your opponent from hastily hurting him, or Smackadamia for the aforementioned health-boosting synergy. You can also protect him from further damage by shielding him with tricks like Root Wall (only available to Citron and Grass Knuckles), playing a Team-Up plant like Wall-Nut in front of him, or moving him out of harm's way with Gardening Gloves. If Health-Nut is damaged, play healing cards like 2nd-Best Taco of All Time to restore his health so he can do a more powerful attack. If you don't have any of these, you will have to play cards that boost both stats, such as Fertilize, even though the strength boost is practically meaningless. Grape Responsibility is a very notable trick for Health-Nut due to its extremely low cost, doubling its health which effectively doubles its strength. It is advisable to play cards that boost health such as Smackadamia, Steel Magnolia, and Photosynthesizer, which not only increases his health, but also his damage output. On the other hand, this also means that the more health Health-Nut has, the more damage he does. However, his ability causes him to lose strength whenever he takes damage, so always keep an eye on his health. On his own, Health-Nut is a 4 /4 plant, which is above average stats for a 3 card.
